The King Is Dead, Long Live The King (Kinda) With the passing of Michael Jackson and his universal popularity, added to the many opportunities for various people to acquire some of his dna, body fluids or tissue, it is logical to assume that efforts are going forward to clone the pop idol. Perhaps multiple times.
Their work could determine the direction of the future of Pop Music. Maybe even of the human condition.
Imagine a song & dance routine by a group of identical MJs. HOW ABOUT A CHORAL GROUP OF IDENTICAL MJS? Can you see the video?
How about a Global Concert Webcast around the world with MJ clones performing kinda live in arenas all over the globe?
Imagine a population of forever young, always talented, rhythmic and collectively unique, adorable little MJs.
But now in this age of genetic engineering perhaps the cloners would want to tinker with MJ's genetic makeup. As nearly perfect as The King of Pop was, they might think of altering certain traits or emphasizing a particular feature. For example a whiter face on a blacker body? Maybe a smaller nose that he would be satisfied with. Perhaps larger sex organs.
What about neurological or mental factors? Could they perhaps preclude any tendency towards drug or pharmaceutical abuse? Maybe a strong heterosexual libido and a natural propensity to age in reverse like Benjamin Button.
I don't want to seem ghoulish but if I have any money left over after the ongoing financial revolution, I'm investing heavily in Michael Jackson Clones and maybe a little in Portuguese Water Dog puppies.
BREAING NEWS FLASH!!: IN A HASTILY CALLED PRESS CONFERENCE SARAH PALIN ANNOUNCED HER RESIGNATION AS ALASKA'S GOVERNOR on the eve of the three-day fourth of July holiday!!
FREAKING NEWS FLASHFORWARD: IN A HASTILY CALLED PRESS CONFERENCE SARAH PALIN ANNOUNCED SHE IS GOING INTO ISOLATION FOR SEVERAL MONTHS IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.
FREAKING NEWS FLASHFORWARD 2: IN A HASTILY CALLED PRESS CONFERENCE SARAH PALIN ANNOUNCED SHE HAS VOLUNTEERED TO SERVE AS THE SURROGATE MOTHER FOR ONE OF "SEVERAL" MICHAEL JACKSON CLONES being carried (hopefull to term) by volunteers from all over the world. MORE SOON.
COMING NEXT: Are Farah and Michael dancing in Heaven? And is Ed McMahon slapping his knee and roariing with laughter?
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