Thursday, December 10, 2009


I posted the following as a comment on a friend's Facebook post about the true meaning of Christmas:

But... but, the true meaning of Christmas IS Santa and Rudolph and Tiny Tim and Bob Cratchet and Ebenezer Scrooge even. Also lotsa gifts under a richly embellished, fresh-cut pine tree and tinsel and old movies like "Miracle on 32nd St." and Bing Crosby singing "White Christmas" and cheesy cards from all our friends and relatives and stockings (of all things) filled with treats and gifties hanging from the mantle (real or faux) and a zillion lights strung all over the outside of every house and bell-ringing beggars at every door of every store and junk mail from stores you never go to and 'adorable' little Holiday programs in school gymnasiums that you have to go to 'cause you know a kid who will be crushed if you don't show up and also buy them a toy for Christmas. That's a little of what I know as the meaning of Christmas.
Merry Christmas to all. ☺☺☺☃☃♡♡

Thursday, November 19, 2009

St. Augustine Street Saga II, 2-23-98

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By popular request I have posted a short (10 minute) segment from my archived video documentary "St. Augustine Street Saga" on YouTube. The description follows: City of St. Augustine bans artists and performers from the historic district. Protests on the streets and at City Commission meeting. City Manager Joe Pomar crowns self "King" Joe in meeting while Ruth Hunter draws caricatures of him and Mayor Len Weeks, Roger Jolley addresses Comm:ission in protest.
Click on link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl503onlCKU to view the video, rate it, and please comment.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

St. Augustine City Commission meeting of 9-14-09



The St. Augustine City Commission meeting of 9-14-09 with their hired gun, out of town attorney trying desperately to make his latest plan to ban Constitutionally protected activity in the historic Plaza de La Constitucion was like watching a spastic middle schooler build a Rube Goldberg machine while covered with honey and tormented by Africanized bees.
Nobody was buying it with even Earoil Jones pointing out how crazy it was to expect to rent six of twelve little 8'x10' spaces (cells) to street performers all of whom would be performing their own music, less than ten ft. away from other performers doing their own act, with different music, different tempo, disharmoniously trying to stand out from the others, and all while six vendors would be selling their wares to passing tourists in The Slave Market.
Could anything be less likely to succeed?
Of course no one even hopes for the program to succeed, this being all one more attempt to ban the artists and performers from the Plaza in a manner that could pass Constitutional muster, be accepted on review by an appeals court judge after the local county court Judge (probably Tinlin) approves the city's enforcement of this outlandish ordinance.
It seems that someone who has control over the SACC and their City Mismanager William B. Harris (locally known as 'Will Harass') has only one true interest and that is to write a true story about the Stinkiest little tourist trap in Florida with the craziest, quirkiest laws since the frontier towns of the old wild west.
Anyone with six hours to spend on really amusing, if confusing and contorted, municipal shenanigans should obtain a DVD copy of the recorded meeting from the City's records clerk, make a huge batch of popcorn and watch this circus. Maybe with a few cold beers to make it go down a little smoother.
Stay tuned for further developments as this farce makes its way through the inevitable battles sure to ensue.

Monday, September 14, 2009

St. Augustine City Attorney & City Manager, City Commission


Artists' and Performers' freedom of Expression

Do you care about the freedom of expression of other artists?


The city of St. Augustine, Florida is trying again to deprive artists and performers of their Constitutionally protected rights of expression by denying them access to the public forum in, of all places, The Plaza de La Constitucion, the oldest free open-air public market place in the United States. For over twenty years and consistently since 1995 the St. Augustine City Commission has repeatedly written and passed ordinances banning or restricting artists and performers in order to impede or eliminate their activities in the historic section of "The Nation's Oldest City." Despite having each ordinance declared unconstitutional and unenforceable in Federal Court they keep coming back with new laws crafted under the guidance of their hired out-of town attorney Michael Kahn, locally called the "Kahn Man" because he continues to misadvise the commission that this time the new ordinance will pass constitutional muster.


In the year 2000 they finally succeeded on one level, getting the 11th Circuit Court to agree that they could set "Time, Place and Manner" restrictions on the activities on a limited portion of historic Saint George Street. Performers were banned from several blocks of the street and for a short while artists were restricted from working or selling there. Later artists were permitted to produce but not sell artworks on Saint George Street. As an attempt at appeasement artists and performers were promised that they could operate freely in the nearby Plaza de La Constitucion. The city even promised that they would 'spend money to advertise their presence there and with signage and advertising make tourists aware of the alternate venue'.


Instead the city began almost immediately to curtail artists' and performers' activities in The Plaza, charging permit fees which they were later made to refund; allocating unfit spaces and limiting hours of operation. Then last year they passed an ordinance to ban all sales and First Amendment protected activity in The Plaza. Four artists sued and were granted an injunction by the Federal Court in Jacksonville. The city was ordered to pay attorney's fees and pay compensation to the artists.


Now the City Commission, again under the advise of their hired gun Michael Kahn, is trying once again to circumvent the court's order, write a new unconstitutional ordinance severely limiting freedom of expression, even protected activity, in The Plaza and wasting more tax-payer dollars in another twisted attempt to control, limit and ultimately eliminate freedom of expression in the historic Plaza de La Constitucion. They believe eventually they will prevail as they have plenty of taxpayer money to waste while the artists have very little resources to fight in court.


Will you just ignore this government interference in the Constitutionally protected rights of free Americans or can you help? Will you join the fight?

If you can volunteer to appear at a fundraising event or donate an article to be auctioned off to benefit the legal war-chest of the struggling artists and performers of St. Augustine, please contact this writer,


J.D. Pleasant

PO Box 788

St. Augustine, Florida 32085

(Phone number will accompany letters)

Saturday, July 11, 2009

WARNING - STAY OUT OF ST. AUGUSTINE!

WARNING - If you go to St. Augustine and are assaulted, robbed, abused or threatened by a St. Augustine resident or merchant you better not call the police. They will likely cite you and/or warn you against trespassing. If you push it you might be arrested.
Before going to St. Augustine, please read my statement below and refer to the previous blog post dated 7-2-09. (Note the photos at the end of the post. I will be updating them soon with new photos of my injuries)

Regarding the assault at 32 Spanish Street on 7-01-09:

I have read the complaint affidavit filed by Officer Davis of the SAPD and wish to add the following statement for clarification and to correct some false statements made by the perpetrator and his accomplices.

At the meeting were myself, my wife Patricia Pleasant, Ed Slavin, Jamin Rubenstein, Molly Hammond, Casey Leydon, Marsha McNabb (at her home) and Terry Buckenmeyer (who left before the end of the meeting and did not see what ensued). Also present, not participating was a young man who was unknown to us who apparently lived in the house in the front.

As stated in the original affidavit I had a polite disagreement with Mr. Leydon. Actually he had claimed (twice) to be able to lay a check for $500. on the table to cover our costs for printing the next issue of The Collective Press. Having heard this at a previous meeting, I asked Mr. Leydon to do it. He instead took a plastic card out of his wallet and threw it down on the table. I said that's not a check and, standing to leave I said to my wife, "I've heard enough of this, let"s go." I turned and walked toward the door. As my wife gathered her notes and a balloon she had been given by Mr. Slavin for her birthday, I opened the door and stepped out onto the stoop outside the door.

Mr. Leydon had rushed around my wife and slammed the door shut behind me yelling loudly, "Git the fuck out of my house!" The door opened and I turned, expecting my wife to join me and instead Mr. Leydon had gotten in front of her and stepped past her into the doorway. He immediately yelled again, "Git the fuck out of my house!" and struck me hard on the chest with both hands, pushing me forcefully backwards down the steps. I fell backwards, turning and falling over a large crockery plant pot that was on the stoop and I spun and landed on my right forearm, both knees and my chin on the brick walkway four steps below. My wife dashed past Mr. Leydon yelling, "What did you do? Why did you push him?" and she came to help me up. As she tried to look at my profusely bleeding injuries (see photos) I walked painfully to the street and called 911, asking for the police.

Before the police came I saw a neighbor from across the street come and speak to Mr. Leydon. I believe he also went inside and spoke to Marsha McNabb. This is the person who claims to have seen me going back up the steps and trying to get back in. This is a total lie and a fabrication. It is a conspiracy to give credence to Mr. Leydon's claim that I was the aggressor.

The lies are self evident. The person across the street could not possibly have seen the doorway or what happened there. It was 9:00PM and there was tree foliage and the corner of the front house obscuring any view from his vantage point.

Furthermore there was no noise or yelling until Mr. Leydon yelled at me and slammed the door. And of course my wife yelling, "What did you do? Why did you push him?" It was after that when the neighbor came to see what was happening. And then he spoke to my assailant only.

As to Mr. Leydon's claim that I resisted leaving, everyone present knows I was already leaving, anxious to be gone actually, and had no desire to go back in. I never did go down the steps and back up. Why would I? Also I am known to be polite at all times and while I am often confrontational, even with government officials and police when they act wrongly, I never use force. I have never been arrested nor even had a moving violation in over fifty years of driving.

My experience with the St. Augustine Police Department has been limited to one other time when I called to report an assault on me and my news gathering tool (Camcorder belonging to Fox News Jax) Officer Barry Fox had me write a long description of the assault and then issued a trespass warning against me banning me from ever walking on the sidewalk next to The Spanish Garden (a public walkway) and did not cite the merchant for the assault.
This seems to be a similar case of the police failing to act and hiding the misdeeds of a downtown merchant. (The assailant in this case, Mr. Leydon, is an artist with a studio in front of the house at 32 Spanish St.

There is ample evidence to refute the claims of Mr. Leydon, his girlfriend, Marsh McNabb and their neighbor, false witness Mr. Bucella. There are also witnesses who were inside the residence who, although reluctant to come forward because of the publicity involved, could be subpoenaed and presumably would not lie in court.
All of this matters because:

1. Assaulting a senior citizen is a serious felony in Florida. A person who would purposely, violently push a 68-year-old, known heart surgery survivor, down a flight of stairs onto the pavement below is a serious threat to others. He could go off on someone else and do even greater harm.

2. The pain of torn flesh, as visible in the photos. will be with me for months. Every time I rest my right arm on something or bend either knee, I am reminded painfully of this incident. All Mr. Leydon has to live with is his shame and I'm sure he is shameless. He does have a record of wrongdoing and criminal acts. (Google him)

2. The lies told by Mr. Leydon, his girlfriend Marsha McNabb and the neighbor are false statements in a police report. I believe they amount to conspiracy and collusion.

3. The failure of the police to arrest Mr. Leydon and lending credence to his lies in the police report, even supported by a false witness, is a grave injustice. Not only does Mr. Leydon get away with the assault but he is allowed to continue believing he is above the law. And others are endangered by his violent temper.

4. The SAPD can continue to settle disputes on the spot as they see fit, issuing conflicting reports and taking no action. It should be noted that Officer Davis was heard inside the residence trying to convince Mr. Leydon to file charges against me (his victim) which at that time Mr. Leydon declined to do. Apparently the officer later succeeded.

Now I am in a dilemma. I am afraid to go downtown lest I be again assaulted by Mr. Leydon for trying to get the truth out. The personal injury attornay I called said it's a criminal matter. The only criminal attorney I know said I must wait and sue for damages in a lawsuit. I cannot afford to hire an attorney.

I am a retired, 68-year-old heart patient being kept broke by pharmaceutical costs and medical expenses which are not fully covered by Medicare.
And I need help.

Thank you for reading this.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

THE KING IS DEAD - LONG LIVE THE KING (Kinda)

unknown.jpg The King Is Dead, Long Live The King (Kinda)
With the passing of Michael Jackson and his universal popularity, added to the many opportunities for various people to acquire some of his dna, body fluids or tissue, it is logical to assume that efforts are going forward to clone the pop idol. Perhaps multiple times.

Their work could determine the direction of the future of Pop Music. Maybe even of the human condition.

Imagine a song & dance routine by a group of identical MJs. HOW ABOUT A CHORAL GROUP OF IDENTICAL MJS? Can you see the video?

How about a Global Concert Webcast around the world with MJ clones performing kinda live in arenas all over the globe?

Imagine a population of forever young, always talented, rhythmic and collectively unique, adorable little MJs.

But now in this age of genetic engineering perhaps the cloners would want to tinker with MJ's genetic makeup. As nearly perfect as The King of Pop was, they might think of altering certain traits or emphasizing a particular feature. For example a whiter face on a blacker body? Maybe a smaller nose that he would be satisfied with. Perhaps larger sex organs.

What about neurological or mental factors? Could they perhaps preclude any tendency towards drug or pharmaceutical abuse? Maybe a strong heterosexual libido and a natural propensity to age in reverse like Benjamin Button.

I don't want to seem ghoulish but if I have any money left over after the ongoing financial revolution, I'm investing heavily in Michael Jackson Clones and maybe a little in Portuguese Water Dog puppies.


BREAING NEWS FLASH!!: IN A HASTILY CALLED PRESS CONFERENCE SARAH PALIN ANNOUNCED HER RESIGNATION AS ALASKA'S GOVERNOR on the eve of the three-day fourth of July holiday!!


FREAKING NEWS FLASHFORWARD: IN A HASTILY CALLED PRESS CONFERENCE SARAH PALIN ANNOUNCED SHE IS GOING INTO ISOLATION FOR SEVERAL MONTHS IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

FREAKING NEWS FLASHFORWARD 2: IN A HASTILY CALLED PRESS CONFERENCE SARAH PALIN ANNOUNCED SHE HAS VOLUNTEERED TO SERVE AS THE SURROGATE MOTHER FOR ONE OF "SEVERAL" MICHAEL JACKSON CLONES being carried (hopefull to term) by volunteers from all over the world. MORE SOON.




COMING NEXT: Are Farah and Michael dancing in Heaven? And is Ed McMahon slapping his knee and roariing with laughter?